1. Yeah it’s cold as fuck outside but that’s no reason to
    fight over the thermostat. Instead, head to the kitchen and
    regulate your body temperature with this toasty toddy. GRAB A BIG ASS BLANKET AND POUR YOURSELF A GODDAMN HUG IN A MUG.


    2 cups of water

    2 bags of black tea

    ½ cup fresh grapefruit juice (about 1 grapefruit)

    2 shots of bourbon

    1 tablespoon maple syrup (whatever liquid sweetener you got
    will do)

    2 cinnamon sticks (totally fucking optional)

    Bring the water to a boil on the stove with a kettle or
    whateverthefuck else you use. In a large measuring glass or
    heat-safe pitcher add the grapefruit juice, bourbon, maple
    syrup, and cinnamon sticks. When the water is boiling, pour
    it into the pitcher, add the tea bags, and cover that
    motherfucker to keep it warm while the flavors mix. Let the
    tea steep for 3 minutes. Take out the tea bags and cinnamon
    sticks and serve that shit immediately.

    Makes 2 drinks or one big ass cup of comfort

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