1. SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning.



    2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)

    1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks

    ¾ cup water

    ¾ cup milk (I used almond)

    ½ cup rolled oats

    10-12 fresh mint leaves

    Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.

    Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names

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