1. You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.

     

    GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

    5 ripe avocados

    2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

    ¼ cup chopped cilantro

    ¼ cup chopped red onion

    juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

    ¼ teaspoon salt

     

    Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart. 

     
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