1. I was saving this shit for the upcoming cookbook but since it’s the most requested recipe, fuck it HERE YA GO. The Thug Kitchen RCB Burrito.


    3 cups of cooked chickpeas  (2-15 ounce cans, drained)

    1 large yellow onion

    1 red bell pepper

    1 large crown of broccoli

    4 cloves of garlic

    1 lime

    Spice Blend:

    3 tablespoons olive oil

    1-2 tablespoons soy sauce, tamari, or Bragg’s Liquid Aminos (You can usually find this old school hippie shit near the vinegars or soy sauces in the healthy eating section of most big grocery stores and on the internet)

    2 teaspoons chili powder

    1 teaspoon ground cumin

    1 teaspoon smoked paprika

    1/2 teaspoon ground coriander or more cumin if you don’t want to go to the store

    black pepper or cayenne pepper to taste


    Heat the oven to 425 degrees. Chop up the onion, bell pepper, and broccoli so that all the pieces about the size of a chickpea. Chop up the garlic real small but save that shit until later. Place all the chopped up veggies in a large bowl with the cooked chickpeas. Pour in the oil and soy sauce, stir, and then throw all the spices in there. Mix until all the vegetables and shit are covered.


    Put all of that on a large rimmed baking sheet (like what you would put cookies on but with an edge) and bake for 20 minutes. Take it out of the oven, don’t fucking burn yourself, add the garlic, and bake for another 15 minutes. The broccoli will look a little burnt at this point but that is the plan so chill the fuck out and take it out of the oven. Squeeze the juice of half of the lime over the pan and stir the roasted chickpeas and veggies all around. Taste some and see if it needs more spices or anything. Now make a fucking burrito. I like mine with spinach, avocado, cilantro, and some fire roasted salsa but you do your thing.

    makes 6-8 burritos

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    This is possibly the most delicious thing I have ever eaten. Almost. Well, close enough. It’s really good.
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